congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

dovne:

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

howdoiputthisgently:

occultopuss:

I’m laughing so hard omfg

nagitos:

News: Microsoft confirms ‘pre-owned fee’ for Xbox One - ComputerAndVideoGames.com

teruprince:

Xbox One: Microsoft has confirmed that all Xbox One games will require mandatory installation onto the system’s hard drive and, to install the same disc onto another user’s drive, a fee must be paid.

YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FCUKED UP