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fiveroundsrapid: aftermorrissey: No, the Doc’s idea of an orgy is playing chess with an ostrich. His brain doesn’t work in that way. He would find it (sex) weird and peculiar. He finds women peculiar. He is quite asexual. - Matt Smith An Ace Orgy: Playing chess with an ostrich whilst wearing fezzes and om-nomming  jelly babies. This begged for a comic and I sincerely tried to do it justice. Since some parts of fandom apparently need to be reminded of this, and because it’s wonderful.

fiveroundsrapid:

aftermorrissey:

No, the Doc’s idea of an orgy is playing chess with an ostrich. His brain doesn’t work in that way. He would find it (sex) weird and peculiar. He finds women peculiar. He is quite asexual. - Matt Smith

An Ace Orgy: Playing chess with an ostrich whilst wearing fezzes and om-nomming  jelly babies.

This begged for a comic and I sincerely tried to do it justice.

Since some parts of fandom apparently need to be reminded of this, and because it’s wonderful.

Reblogged 9 months ago from chicken-in-a-basket (Originally from aftermorrissey-deactivated20110)
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Tagged: doctor who, nuwho, asexuality, eleventh doctor, ♥, .
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    Wait no does that mean that aseuxals can’t even enjoy consensual sex with someone they find fucking incredible and...
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    WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT.
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    No, the Doc’s idea of an orgy is playing chess with an ostrich. His brain doesn’t work in that way. He would find it...
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    LOL the ostrich has a FEZ. Awesome.
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    This is better than all other things that have been on this blog, or ever will be on this blog.
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    And now. The ostriches are coming.
  46. meanwhereelsewhen said: Matt Smith called the Doctor asexual. Headcanon just got REAL! OH YEAH BABY!
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    …Dammit, I want Jelly babies now.
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