how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
LOOK AT THIS BUTT APPLE I FOUND IT GROCERY SHOPPING AND I BOUGHT IT THIS APPLE WAS MEANT TO BE BOUGHT BY ME
OH MY SHIT.
I just need this on my blog this fucking instant
today at the mall there were nine kids in the hurricane wind simulator just screaming and trying to hide and get out
I have a plan to stop kony:
take plane. go to africa. kill kony. grab the kids, go to the winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
I wasn’t kidding. It’s outside of Whiterun, just go south and go past the watch tower.
Or in her case- Stupidfy.