veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

supatomic:

LOOK AT THIS BUTT APPLE I FOUND IT GROCERY SHOPPING AND I BOUGHT IT THIS APPLE WAS MEANT TO BE BOUGHT BY ME

bontenmaru:

shiroitenshiryuu:

catbountry:

BANTHA PUG.

OH MY SHIT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just need this on my blog this fucking instant

3-2-1queer:

   today at the mall there were nine kids in the hurricane wind simulator just screaming and trying to hide and get out

nigga-moon:

I have a plan to stop kony:

take plane. go to africa. kill kony. grab the kids, go to the winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

bittercore:

jetcassette:

Hon hon hon!

fuuuuck this is genius XD

purdaldoo:

skyrimscreens:

I wasn’t kidding. It’s outside of Whiterun, just go south and go past the watch tower.

SCREAMING

untouchabledream:

aussied:

Or in her case- Stupidfy.